[Link's been spending quite a lot of his time camping out by the stasis pods on level two, and that's where his video finds him this evening. He's sitting in a stiff plastic chair, a spare waistcoat in his lap and a needle and some thread on a low table to one side. Timcanpy is oozing over his head, easily keeping his perch even as the inspector ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on at a rather awkward angle to show Roxas, dressed in blue scrub pants and a tight-fitting t-shirt. He's trying to pull the matching blue shirt away from a robot, glaring fiercely at it]

Dirty! Dirty! [It cries, and Roxas heaves an exasperated sigh. To anyone normal this week, he sounds oddly... British. To anyone not normal, this ( Read more... )

[Private to Tyki, 85% Unhackable]

Feel like walking in unannounced?

[Private to Link, 85% Unhackable]

Free for that tea? It should be ready soon.

[Private to Sasha, 85% Unhackable]

So, do you want to know how it went?

[The video opens with Kenzi slicing some fierce air with her super-awesome katana. Bro Strider's sword is so much cooler than her shitty, pawn shop sword. Most treasured possession.]Does anyone have anything for anxiety? There's only so many times you can force a guy to catch some z's. Can't be healthy to sleep forever, can it? Medical advice ( Read more... )

[After almost a minute of snickering and giggling, Kenzi uncovers the lens of the camera. It's pretty close to her face a la Ashton Kutcher on punked. There's a fuzzy, little mogwai hanging out in her hood and they look damn pleased with themselves.]

Patel, I think your laundry is dry.

[More snickering before she pans over to a large tree in the ( Read more... )

I suppose leaving it to Spades was a terrible plan after all. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, although the decor here almost makes me think I've gone to some ridiculous hell meant to torture my very mind specifically for myself. However, that is rarely the case and I really doubt it's even a possibility ( Read more... )

[When the feed starts, Wanda seems to be floating, legs crossed, with the biodome on her back. She had been meditating or some mystical thing until a while ago.I think I have no particular need for this money of sorts, so I suppose I'm willing to give it away to whoever feels like partaking on this little auction. I expect you all to keep this to a ( Read more... )

Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY?! Come on! Why would you even do something like that to a person?! Why?! What is the freakin' POINT?!

... Also, who the hell was messing with my booze stash? I will punch you in the face once I figure out where your face even is.

[At first, there's only darkness and a rumbling purr coming through the device, as Henry rolls across. She quickly uncovers the camera, but stays near enough any noises in the room can hardly be heard over her purring. However, if one listens closely, there's a cheery tune being whistled by the invisible occupant.

The camera shows Komui's messy room ( Read more... )

Good morning-evening-afternoon.

And how are you enjoying your little puzzles?  Solved them yet?

You probably should.

Tick.  Tock.

Tick.

Tock.